In madeas witness protection, george needleman eugene levy is a. When the gang witnesses a robbery by the notorious criminal benny the blade, they bravely agree to testify against him. The movies have been doing that for as long there have been movies. Witless protection is a 2008 comedy crime film written and directed by charles robert carner and starring larry the cable guy and jenny mccarthy. Larry suspects the agents are crooked, however, and takes madeleine to chicago, where. Witless protection is the sixth episode in season 3 of kickin it. Witless protection 2008 charles robert carner related. Larrys use of the analogy and the musicians of witless protection. Staring jenny mccarthy, larry the cable guy, joe mantegna and ivana milicevic. Tyler perrys madeas witness protection blackfilm black movies. Liberals will hate this movie, since there are some subtle jabs at the whole culture of modern liberalism. With tom sizemore, mary elizabeth mastrantonio, shawn hatosy, skye mccole bartusiak. If you need a gps unit to find your own backside, youll be laughing uproariously at witless protection, a movie thats far more interesting. Witless protection solves the case on dvd and bluray on june 10th apr 24, 2008.
For example, he gets into a fistfight with a security man that includes kicks to the stomach, punches to the face and several hard blows to the head with a statuette. Jenny mccarthy and larry the cable guy in witless protection 2008 ivana. During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, deputy larry stalder larry the cable guy witnesses a beautiful, highclass woman, madeleine ivana milicevic, being held against her will. This was a great movie and my husband watches it every chance he gets cause there are parts in the movie that makes him laugh so hard. Even so, the movie is breathtakingly offensive at times. Film clips are interrupted by pithy onset comments from the cast.
See, what they did here is call it witless instead of witness protection because the main character is stupid. I gave this movie the beneifit of the doubt because i. True, beating up on larrys new movie, the aptly titled witless protection, is just too easy. Read the witless protection movie synopsis, view the movie trailer, get cast and crew information, see movie photos, and more on. Recognizing the opportunity to save the day, larry kidnaps her, only to. A man stands naked except for a baseball cap covering his nether regions. A smalltown lawman larry the cable guy gets mixed up with a key witness in a bigtime fbi case. A woman is shown in a few positions that could be construed as sexual even if the contexts arent. Action movies 2020 full movie english new best action movies 2020 hollywood hd duration. During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, deputy larry stalder larry the cable guy witnesses a. The woman, madeleine, is the key witness in a highprofile fbi case and her supposed captors are the agents assigned to guard her. Most of witless protections violence is delivered in the form of slapstick pratfalls and overthetop roughandtumbles, with larry usually on the receiving end of the punishment. Witless protection the 2008 movie, trailers, videos and more at yidio. He thinks he might have the chance to prove his worth when some darksuited men, led by alonzo mosely yaphet kotto, enter the local diner.
Larry the cable guy has it he just needs a director and writer who care enough to properly showcase it. Stream free witless protection full movie online on marvel. Directed by charles robert carner and starring larry the cable guy, jenny mccarthy, peter stormare and eric roberts. This movie came out in 2008, but i just got that joke. Witless protection is the most funny and surprisingly smart comedy to come out of hollywood in some time. During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, larry witnesses a beautiful, highclass woman, madeleine, being held against her will by four mysterious, blacksuited men.
Witless protection is a 2008 comedy crime film from lionsgate, starring daniel lawrence whitney. Witless protection 2008 full movie online myflixer myflixer is a free movies streaming site with zero ads. Witless protection 19 movie clip quickwitted 2008 hd. As it stands, witless protection is a shapeless, formless assembly of good and bad jokes with the good ones very good, which in the end, just makes you wish somebody else had been at the helm of the movie.
Comedy scenes from movies malayalam comedy movies full. Watch witless protection 2008 full movie free online. The movie was all over the place and i did not care much for any of the characters. During a routine patrol in his small town, deputy larry stalder larry the cable guy intervenes when he sees a woman ivana milicevic held against her will by four men in black. Geared toward k12 schools, small parentfamily support groups and events with 25 people or less. Witless protection hits bluray dayanddate with the dvd. Larry the cable guy returns for another comic misadventure as a small town sheriff who unwittingly gets involved in a high profile fbi case. Distributed by lionsgate, the film was released in theatres on february 22, 2008. Find similar and related movies for witless protection 2008 charles robert carner on allmovie. Witless protection 2008 rotten tomatoes movie trailers.
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Larry wants to become a federal lawman, but previous efforts have led to disaster. Agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big enrontype corruption trial in chicago, but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her. Also sign me up for fanmail to get updates on all things movies. The first time i watched u laughed almost the entire movie. Witless protection 2008 trailers and clips during a routine patrol in his small town, deputy larry stalder larry the cable guy intervenes when he sees a woman ivana milicevic held against. Witless protection 79 movie clip airport security 2008 hd duration. Witless protection sometimes tries to rise above its crude lowbrow humor but keeps falling back into the muck. During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, larry witnesses a beautiful, highclass woman, madeleine, being held against her will by four mysterious. But as the movies opening sequence in which the bigbellied comedian is in middle of a navy sealstype workout and cant keep up makes clear, he doesnt have the right stuff. Witless protection 2008 during a routine patrol in his small town, deputy larry stalder larry the cable guy intervenes when he sees a woman ivana milicevic held against her will by four men. The movie stars larry the cable guy as deputy sheriff larry stalder, a country lawman who is smarter than he seems. Larry the cable guy is a cancerous boil on the ass of comedy, but its still sort of shocking how little effort he puts into his movies. Witless protection pg comedy movie 2008 larry the cable guy is up to his ears in trouble when he comes to the rescue of a protected witness in this outrageous comedy.
With larry the cable guy, jenny mccarthy, richard bull, j. High resolution official theatrical movie poster for witless protection 2008. Witless protection is dumb, but you knew that the boston globe. When a smalltown sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap. Watch american beach house 2015 full movie free online. This shopping feature will continue to load items when the enter key is pressed. Witless protection fullscreen on dvd 0398241805 from lions gate films. Witless protection 2008 full movie 123movies free watch online with english subtitles. We let you watch movies online without having to register or paying, with over 0 movies and tvseries. When a smalltown sheriff larry the cable guy witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his. The first episode of the first series was released on 22 april 2016 on bbc three, with a new episode weekly.
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Profanity consists of at least 1 muffled f word, while 8 s words, other expletives, and many colorful phrases are also uttered. Enter your location to see which movie theaters are playing witless protection near you. Here are all the details on this larry the cable guy disc. Aug 26, 2009 watch 100s of full length new movies free. Watch the movie trailer for witless protection 2008.
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Ranting about witless protection s political incorrectness not to mention its general stupidity would be a waste of breath. But after benny escapes from jail and seeks revenge, the gang enters the witness protection program and is sent to a farm in the middle of nowhere where they work as farmhands to. Sproutflix offers twotiered pricing to suite your institutional and educational needs. Larry the cable guy returns for another comic misadventure as a small town sheriff who unwittingly gets involved in a high profile fbi case in lionsgates new comedy, witless protection. Common sense is the nations leading nonprofit organization dedicated to improving the lives of kids and families by providing the trustworthy information, education, and independent voice they need to thrive in the 21st century. Feb 22, 2008 witless protection if you need a gps unit to find your own backside, youll be laughing uproariously at witless protection, a movie thats far more interesting politically than dramatically. Witless protection trailer movie trailers and videos. The story centers on a smalltown sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. Smalltown deputy sheriff larry stalder larry the cable guy, doing his typical schtick dreams of becoming an fbi agent or at least approximating the cool of one. This round we have larry the deputy sheriff guy, a gent with vague dreams of being an fbi agent, but who mostly just hangs out with his buddies. After attempting to derail what he thinks is a kidnapping, a bumbling smalltown deputy tries to help a key fbi witness solve a chicago crime case. Witless protection is a 2008 comedy crime film written and directed by charles robert carner. I would not recommend my friends to watch this movie for any reason.